i almost wanted to buy them, that's how terrible they were. but then i realized i don't want to feel like throwing up everytime i look at my feet (and i do that a lot) so i left them in the store. maybe someone with a far more developed taste than mine will find them and be eternally grateful i left them there.
also found a picture where i look like a crossbreed between the devil and justin bieber. or i imagine this is what a creature like that would look like:
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..interesting that you can't bring candles to the boat..but it doesn't say anything about matches..
ReplyDeletegosh! now, how can i ever be certain you're not justin beeber in disguise...or the devil.....well, almost same thing i guess,,
...oh, wow, i hadn't even thought about that! soooo maybe we could bring matches and just light up things we find in the cabin, then we might have a great christmas after all! and i can't see why anyone would complain, i mean, they've forbidden candles so what can you do.
ReplyDeleteyess, you will never feel safe around me anymore. [insert dramatic music here]